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Privacy Policy

Last updated: April 22, 2025

Welcome to Simple Alien! We care about your privacy and want you to know how we collect, use, and protect your information.

 
TL;DR (Too Long; Didn’t Read)
  • We only collect your name and email—that’s it.

  • We collect it when you sign up or fill out a form.

  • We use trusted third-party tools like Mailchimp, Vimeo, YouTube, and Calendly.

  • We don’t sell your data or share it with anyone else.

  • We don’t track you across the web. No cookies, no pixels, no weird stuff.

  • You can always contact us with questions using the form on our site.

 
1. Who We Are

This Privacy Policy applies to Simple Alien, Inc., located at:
4 South Orange Avenue, Suite 259, South Orange, NJ 07079

When we say "we," "us," or "Simple Alien," we’re talking about our company and our website: www.simplealien.com.

 
2. What We Collect

We only collect basic personal information that you choose to give us:

  • Your name

  • Your email address

This happens when you:

  • Fill out our contact form

  • Subscribe to our newsletter

  • RSVP or schedule something with us

 
3. What We Do With It

We use your information to:

  • Respond to your messages

  • Send newsletters or updates (only if you’ve opted in)

  • Schedule meetings (if you’ve booked time via Calendly)

We don’t sell your data. We don’t share it with advertisers. We keep it simple.

 
4. Tools We Use (Third Parties)

We use a few trusted tools to power parts of our website and communication:

  • Mailchimp (for emails)

  • Calendly (for booking meetings)

  • YouTube + Vimeo (to host and share video content)

These tools may process your data on our behalf, but only for the reasons above. Each of them has their own privacy policy if you’d like to dive deeper.

 
5. Children’s Privacy

This site isn’t meant for kids under 13, and we don’t knowingly collect data from them. If you’re a parent and think we collected something we shouldn’t have, reach out—we’ll fix it.

 
6. Data Rights

At this time, we don’t offer account portals or automatic ways to delete your data—but if you ever want to be removed from our email list or have your info deleted, just let us know via the Contact Form on our site.

 
7. Changes to This Policy

If anything changes in how we handle your info, we’ll update this page. If it’s a big change, we’ll let you know directly (if you’ve given us your email).

 
8. Contact Us

Have questions or concerns about your privacy?
Use the Contact Form on our website and we’ll get back to you.

© 2024 by Simple Alien, Inc.  All Rights Reserved,          Privacy Policy.

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